Plug a lava lamp next to the Jacuzzi and get in -- you're gonna be here for awhile. Spurred on by the jazzy freak-funk hit "Also Spake (Theme from 2001)," this platform-shoed classic soared to No. 3 in the pop charts and helped make CTI Records a player. The rest of the album is high-end make-out music created to lure poolside Lorraine Newman look-alikes into your condo.