| A8 | | Song #8 | | 2:09 |
| A9 | | Pavorotti | | 0:52 |
| A10 | | Unbelievable | | 0:42 |
| A11 | | Music Sucks | | 0:25 |
| A12 | | Newest H.C. Song #1 | | 0:13 |
| A13 | | Chiffon And Chips | | 0:49 |
| A14 | | Guy Smiley | | 0:59 |
| A15 | | Seth | | 0:52 |
| A16 | | "I'm Not Allowed To Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed To Earache" | | 1:21 |
| A17 | | A. Ex. A Blur | | 0:41 |
| A18 | | G.M.O.T.R. | | 0:51 |
| A19 | | I'm Wicked Underground | | 0:34 |
| A20 | | Blur Including G | | 1:02 |
| A21 | | Shut Up Mike | | 0:19 |
| A22 | | Abomination Of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers | | 0:49 |
| A23 | | Radio Hit | | 1:04 |
| A24 | | Loser | | 0:55 |
| A25 | | When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins | | 1:31 |
| A26 | | Eddy Grant | | 0:47 |
| A27 | | MTV Is My Source For New Music | | 1:05 |
| A28 | | Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid | | 0:33 |
| A29 | | Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks | | 1:03 |
| A30 | | "Well You Know, Mean Gene..." | | 0:51 |
| A31 | | Song *5 | | 5:36 |
| B1 | | Iron Funeral | | 2:00 |
| B2 | | Chapel Of Gristle | | 0:48 |
| B3 | | Hellbent For Leatherman | | 0:43 |
| B4 | | Alcoholic | | 2:43 |
| B5 | | Chump Change | | 0:30 |
| B6 | | Slow Song From Split 7" | | 1:40 |
| B7 | | Les Binks Hairstyle | | 0:57 |
| B8 | | Newest H.C. Song #2 | | 0:19 |
| B9 | | Greatful Dead | | 1:20 |
| B10 | | Aging Disgracefully | | 1:06 |
| B11 | | Brutally Morbid Axe Of Satan | | 0:20 |
| B12 | | Surfer | | 0:59 |
| B13 | | You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This | | 1:05 |
| B14 | | Choke Edge | | 1:06 |
| B15 | | Otis Sistrunk | | 0:37 |
| B16 | | Russty Knoife | | 0:37 |
| B17 | | Fred Bash | | 0:12 |
| B18 | | Guess Which 10 Of These Are Actual Song Titles | | 0:46 |
| B19 | | Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu) | | 0:32 |
| B20 | | Guy Le Fleur | | 1:39 |
| B21 | | Song #3 | | 1:04 |
| B22 | | Empire Sandwich Shop | | 0:33 |
| B23 | | Morrisey | | 0:41 |
| B24 | | Selling Out By Having Song Titles On His Album | | 0:38 |
| B25 | | Grindcore Is Very Terrifying | | 0:29 |
| B26 | | Song #6 | | 2:53 |
| B27 | | Guy Lombardo | | 0:42 |
