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elite." Wherever they go, though, they are haunted by the likes of the Penguins, the Moonglows, the Orioles and the Five Satins.

It's a hilarious and magical juxtaposition of images that's also touching, because Paul Simon obviously identifies with the figure of the grown-up, respectable artist irrevocably smitten with those doo-wop groups, "the deep forbidden music" that originally made him fall in love with rock & roll.

In an earlier era, Paul Simon would have written for Broadway, a craft that demands that a song tell a story or define a character. But like any youngster in the Fifties, he got hooked on the sheer sexual energy of rock & roll – not so much the guitar-based electricity of Chuck Berry, Elvis and the Beatles, but the dreamy soulfulness of groups that euphemized their teenage romantic longings in nonsense lyrics. The trouble was that Simon was too clever for either kind of rock & roll. The words always came first for him, the music was secondary, and the rock & roll he loved–the delicate Spanish guitar, the hushed doo-wop harmonies – lingered faintly in the distance like a disembodied ideal.

The same conflict between the ideal and the actual threads through his songs about relationships. "Train in the Distance" and "Think Too Much" recall such classic postmortems as "Overs" and "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." Simon's always been good at writing about ending love affairs, perhaps because he thinks too much about his mate's faults and how perfect she should be. But the song that really goes the distance is "Hearts and Bones," which Simon gave Carrie Fisher as a present. "One and one-half wandering Jews" go mountain climbing in New Mexico, witness some exotic marriage ritual, discuss "the arc of a love affair" (as if it were a mathematical problem!) and toy with the idea of a quickie wedding south of the border. But as usual, they think too much about it, retire to separate coasts, do that mature but stupid thing of seeing other people to test the strength of their bond and nearly throw away the entire relationship before coming to their senses in a triumphant epiphany: "You take two bodies and you twirl them into one/Their hearts and their bones/And they won't come undone."

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