he keeps getting funnier at his shtick. And when his band decides to get off its
yeah and jam, he's a bona fide rock star. His signature song, the 1999
TRL-metal epiphany "Nookie," was everything loud, stupid rock should be: hilarious, catchy, sad, human, not to mention loud and stupid. The meanest and funniest punk-rock breakup song since PJ Harvey's "Dry," "Nookie" was absolutely flawless, in that deeply flawed kind of way.
It was only natural to suspect that Limp Bizkit would fall on their faces this time by getting serious. But Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water is looser and livelier and just plain better than anything they've ever tried before. Even before you get the CD out of the case, they're goading you with an album cover even more idiotic than the title, a daring bid to capture this year's Fiona Apple Award for the worst title attached to a good album. Since "Limp Bizkit Presents" appears above the title, and since the album begins with "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water," it seems that our boys are attempting a concept album in which they play the role of a fictional rock group. So we're probably supposed to think of it as Ziggy Starbucks and the Spiders from Bennie and the Jets, or maybe just Sgt. Pepper's Show-Your-Tits Club Band. But ignore the concept, and what you'll hear is Limp Bizkit finally getting their act together for more than one song at a time.
They don't tinker with their basic sound, so if you hated them before, you won't change your mind. But they've never sounded as righteous or confident as in the opening headbanger, "Hot Dog," which switches between a strange Nine Inch Nails parody and a populist summary of the worldview that makes Limp Bizkit resonate with the scared, screwed-up kids in their audience. Over Wes Borland's break-stuff guitar, Durst lays it on the line: "Fucked-up moms and fucked-up dads/There's a fucked-up cop with a fucked-up badge/Fucked-up job with fucked-up pay/Fucked-up boss, it's a fucked-up day." He really slams it home with the chorus chant, "Everybody knows this song." Damn straight -- if you don't have days like this, you're probably Jewel, and you're also lying. And if you give up on t
